Math jokes and riddles

How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach? None because when you eat one then your stomach is already full!

There was a boat. This boat crashed sadley. Not a single person on the boat survived. Who survived? All the Married people!

Why did the decimal cross the road? To fraction the other side!

How many Aberham Lincons does it take to make a Ben Franklin? 20!

What do mathmaticians eat for halloween? Pumpkin Pi!

Decimal have a point!

Without geomotry, life is pointless!